When are You Coming to FLAHRIDAH?

ROAD TRIP! So, it's that time of year when all the snowbirds flock down to Florida...So is true for the life of the Scuzzy. Their love of warm weather and having dinner at 4:30 convinced me that they need to take a trip to the 'rents house in SW Florida. I've heard they already booked the 5 o clock seating at the country club my parents go to. Stingers anyone? I have to be truthful in saying that it is my intention that only half of them will make it back. I've asked my mother to take them to a local craft fair, where hopefully they will be snatched up. I hope my mom remembered to get out the John Denver Christmas album...after all, it's after Halloween, so technically is Christmas season.

I want to Ride my Suzzcycle

So, of course, with my place being in the middle of Hipsterville Atlanta, I stumbled upon hipster single speed bike Scuzz. He tends to be a little emotionally unavailable but really enjoys a good grilled cheese sandwich. His pants are too tight most of the time...he refuses to shop at Urban Outfitters, but of course will shell out 300 bucks for the new iPhone. When I came home I found a pack of Parliament lights on the table and the new TV on the Radio blaring...needless to say...I knew who it was.

Scuzzing in the Rain

So, I found this two in my bathroom on the toilet this morning. It is my understanding that they mistook it for a hot tub and tried to have naughty fun times in it. The yellow one has been smirking like an idiot all day so who knows what they've done. I was only led to believe this after I found strawberries and bubbles in my toilet. I only wish I had told them that in my attempts to be "green" I've adopted an "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" mantra.