A Little Scuzz in the Big Apple

So, this photo came courtesy of the newest Scuzzy owner in the Big Apple. Looks like she's made her self at home and had taken the "help yourself to anything" to heart. After a day of sight seeing, buying counterfeit purses on Canal Street, eating street meat until she threw up, and trying her luck at mugging an unsuspecting tourist, little Scuzz has helped herself to a delicious dirty martini...actually extra dirty...

Well, I guess she got a little too dirty with her martinis...After her third of the evening at her new place, she decided to head down to the village to party with the celebs at the Waverly and continued on Chelsea with some trannys she met outside on the corner. After too much glitz, glitter and fake eyelashes, said trannys threw her in the back of the cab and this is how her new owner found her the next morning...silly Scuzzy, dirty martinis are for...well, the rest of us.

So this is newest transplant to the STL. This little moustachioed Scuzzy is on his way to St. Louis, MO. I guess it really IS a midwest thang. I'm kind of jealous because I'm sure he'll be attending many a Budweiser brewery tours scamming free samples from unsuspecting, underpaid employees. I've also been hearing whispers of a winery trip. I noticed that he packed snack bags of Captain Crunch, a nice slice of Brie and Golden Flake Sweat Heat BBQ chips to smuggle in. Hey, we're in a recession here, I can 't blame him for trying to save a buck. Who pays retail anymore? So it's with a heavy heart and a smile that I send him off. Lacey, make sure you have plastic covers on the couch and watch out for the cling wrap on the toilet trick. I guess he'll have to "show me" what it's like up there. Au revoir sucka!

See You in September Fools!

Alright Kids, Scuzzy has decided to grace the East Atlanta Strut's with it's presence.  Artists market, 5K, music and a parade.  Look out for new styles, custom Scuzzy's and all around debauchery...stay tuned for more to come!

My New Obssesh

Ok, so since I've been Scuzzing my tush off the past couple of weeks...I needed a short vacay with the fam spot. For brother Jer's b-day we road tripped it to Key West. Enter Baby's Coffee...on th way back we stopped at Baby's Coffee on the way home and-uhh-mah-gahd! Like the best coffee I've ever had. I promptly bought two pounds to bring back to the ATL. I'm actually drinking some at this very moment and slopped some down the front of my shirt...fail. So, if you are thinking "Man, Shannon is so witty and with it...I wonder where she gets her witty repartee from?" Try some Baby's Coffee...like a BOSS!

Welcome to the Jungle...

So I was in the middle of an EPIC Roseanne marathon on Oxygen when I heard some mischief coming from the kitchen. I found my custom Lion Scuzzy making a snack out of poor Monster Scuzzy. Maybe if I wasn't such a deadbeat I could pay more attention to the little guys, but between Roseanne's cackle, Aunt Jackie's shennanigans and Darlene's emo mood swings, I was a little distracted. R.I.P Blue Scuzz...I'll pour one for me, and one for my homies.

I Don't Want to Say I Told You So, but....I Told You So...

So, this picture was sent to me by the lucky owners of one of the Scuzzys from the Indie Craft Experience last weekend. I hate to say I told you so, wait no I don't, but I told you so. This little sucker wasn't even home for 2 hours before he was caught red(wax) handed in the liquor cabinet. Sorry Josh...I guess make sure you have an ample supply of cheese puffs, online poker, and Tums. You might want to invest in a plastic bucket as well.

We Came, We Saw, We Scuzzed

Thank you to all of our fellow Scuzzy friends who came out and supported us at the Indie Craft Experience this weekend in Centennial Park! In the words of Borat it was a "GREEEEAT SUCCESS". Despite a couple of these numbskulls showing up hungover (one threw up rainbows in the suitcase) most of the Scuzzys were on the best behavior. We had to say a sad good bye to most of them as they have new homes now. Quick disclaimer...I am not responsible for mysterious loss of Sweetwater 420 or High Life, disappearance of kittens or other small animals or an increase in visitation at adult websites. You newbies have been warned.

Atlanta is Getting a Little Scuzzier

So our Scuzzy friends will be making their debut at the Indie Craft Experience (I.C.E) May 30-21st in Centennial Park...WOOT WOOT!!! I've been informed that there will be extra security for the event so hopefully they will stay in line. Just keep the Wild Turkey and Schiltz away please. Hope to see you all there!!

YIPEEE HORAAAY!

Congrats to the Brinsons!!! They are the newest owners of gender non-specific Scuzzy; oh yeah and a new baby too. Good luck with your new additions. At least one of them will eventually be potty trained...

SCUZZY UPDATE

Awww mama is so proud. Chi O Scuzzy, Kitty Scuzz and gender non-specific yellow bunny Scuzz have all found homes across the country...and by across the country I mean Florida, New York and South Carolina. Hopefully Chi O Scuzzy has learned to stay away from the Strawberry Passion Boone's Farm, to avoid another unfortunate toilet hugging situation. Hug is out Scuzz. I've been getting mediocre reports on Kitty Scuzz, he has learned to use the litter box and stop spraying the decorative artificial Ikea grass, but still has a nasty candy cigarette problem. I think he's up to a pack a day now, the poor little gipper. Not much in the world of gender non-specific yellow bunny Scuzz...but a face like that, only a mother could love...or throw in a dumpster.

In Scuzzys

Behold Radiohead Bear Scuzzy. I would tell you more about him, but it's quite introverted and frankly I don't know. I know he loves ambient intellectual indie rock, cups-o-tea and high definition light shows. Judging from his gnarly teeth and love of Monster Munch, I would definitely say he's English. He has asked that his asking price be set at whatever the buyer sees fit, but umm who am I kidding, we're in a recession here, and I need some new boots.