SCUZZY UPDATE

Awww mama is so proud. Chi O Scuzzy, Kitty Scuzz and gender non-specific yellow bunny Scuzz have all found homes across the country...and by across the country I mean Florida, New York and South Carolina. Hopefully Chi O Scuzzy has learned to stay away from the Strawberry Passion Boone's Farm, to avoid another unfortunate toilet hugging situation. Hug is out Scuzz. I've been getting mediocre reports on Kitty Scuzz, he has learned to use the litter box and stop spraying the decorative artificial Ikea grass, but still has a nasty candy cigarette problem. I think he's up to a pack a day now, the poor little gipper. Not much in the world of gender non-specific yellow bunny Scuzz...but a face like that, only a mother could love...or throw in a dumpster.

In Scuzzys

Behold Radiohead Bear Scuzzy. I would tell you more about him, but it's quite introverted and frankly I don't know. I know he loves ambient intellectual indie rock, cups-o-tea and high definition light shows. Judging from his gnarly teeth and love of Monster Munch, I would definitely say he's English. He has asked that his asking price be set at whatever the buyer sees fit, but umm who am I kidding, we're in a recession here, and I need some new boots.