My New Obssesh

Ok, so since I've been Scuzzing my tush off the past couple of weeks...I needed a short vacay with the fam spot. For brother Jer's b-day we road tripped it to Key West. Enter Baby's Coffee...on th way back we stopped at Baby's Coffee on the way home and-uhh-mah-gahd! Like the best coffee I've ever had. I promptly bought two pounds to bring back to the ATL. I'm actually drinking some at this very moment and slopped some down the front of my shirt...fail. So, if you are thinking "Man, Shannon is so witty and with it...I wonder where she gets her witty repartee from?" Try some Baby's Coffee...like a BOSS!

Welcome to the Jungle...

So I was in the middle of an EPIC Roseanne marathon on Oxygen when I heard some mischief coming from the kitchen. I found my custom Lion Scuzzy making a snack out of poor Monster Scuzzy. Maybe if I wasn't such a deadbeat I could pay more attention to the little guys, but between Roseanne's cackle, Aunt Jackie's shennanigans and Darlene's emo mood swings, I was a little distracted. R.I.P Blue Scuzz...I'll pour one for me, and one for my homies.

I Don't Want to Say I Told You So, but....I Told You So...

So, this picture was sent to me by the lucky owners of one of the Scuzzys from the Indie Craft Experience last weekend. I hate to say I told you so, wait no I don't, but I told you so. This little sucker wasn't even home for 2 hours before he was caught red(wax) handed in the liquor cabinet. Sorry Josh...I guess make sure you have an ample supply of cheese puffs, online poker, and Tums. You might want to invest in a plastic bucket as well.

We Came, We Saw, We Scuzzed

Thank you to all of our fellow Scuzzy friends who came out and supported us at the Indie Craft Experience this weekend in Centennial Park! In the words of Borat it was a "GREEEEAT SUCCESS". Despite a couple of these numbskulls showing up hungover (one threw up rainbows in the suitcase) most of the Scuzzys were on the best behavior. We had to say a sad good bye to most of them as they have new homes now. Quick disclaimer...I am not responsible for mysterious loss of Sweetwater 420 or High Life, disappearance of kittens or other small animals or an increase in visitation at adult websites. You newbies have been warned.