Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Little Scuzz in the Big Apple


So, this photo came courtesy of the newest Scuzzy owner in the Big Apple. Looks like she's made her self at home and had taken the "help yourself to anything" to heart. After a day of sight seeing, buying counterfeit purses on Canal Street, eating street meat until she threw up, and trying her luck at mugging an unsuspecting tourist, little Scuzz has helped herself to a delicious dirty martini...actually extra dirty...


Well, I guess she got a little too dirty with her martinis...After her third of the evening at her new place, she decided to head down to the village to party with the celebs at the Waverly and continued on Chelsea with some trannys she met outside on the corner. After too much glitz, glitter and fake eyelashes, said trannys threw her in the back of the cab and this is how her new owner found her the next morning...silly Scuzzy, dirty martinis are for...well, the rest of us.



Tuesday, August 18, 2009

So this is newest transplant to the STL. This little moustachioed Scuzzy is on his way to St. Louis, MO. I guess it really IS a midwest thang. I'm kind of jealous because I'm sure he'll be attending many a Budweiser brewery tours scamming free samples from unsuspecting, underpaid employees. I've also been hearing whispers of a winery trip. I noticed that he packed snack bags of Captain Crunch, a nice slice of Brie and Golden Flake Sweat Heat BBQ chips to smuggle in. Hey, we're in a recession here, I can 't blame him for trying to save a buck. Who pays retail anymore? So it's with a heavy heart and a smile that I send him off. Lacey, make sure you have plastic covers on the couch and watch out for the cling wrap on the toilet trick. I guess he'll have to "show me" what it's like up there. Au revoir sucka!