Bow Chicka Scuzz Scuzz

So I decided that my boyfriend's office needed a little redecorating via Scuzzing out. After perfectly placing them in visually optimal spots I turned around to see this...A) Where did that weirdo can come from B) I guess he's seen Happy Gilmore one too many times. I forgot to mention that Jonathan works for a post production house, but I think maybe this little guy got the wrong idea about exactly WHAT kind of film productions they are working on there. It actually makes perfect sense though, I mean, he already has he dirty mustache. Hmmmm, maybe I'm onto something here, he may have a promising career in the adult film industry. NOT!!! Over my dead body fools! After thinking it over, I actually decided to take him home, wash his mouth out with soap and put him to bed without dessert or interwebs. That a baaaaaad Scuzz.